viernes, junio 22, 2012

ALTA TENSIÓN

Llega el super fin de semana del fútbol en nuestro país y si tu equipo es uno de los que se juegan algo entre sábado y domingo, seguramente no podés dejar de leer este post.
Porque en la B nacional son seis partidos sobre diez los que definirán ascendidos, promociones y descensos; mientras que en Primera son siete los juegos que involucrarán equipos que luchan por campeonar ó no descender. Por lo tanto, se avecinan jornadas de alta tensión, nervios a flor de piel, sentimientos desnudos, el corazón en la mano y en el caso de los hombres: los huevos en la garganta.
Para no morir en el intento de pasar este fin de semana, DESDE EL TABLÓN aconsejamos el armado de un kit casero anti stress futbolístico, que Ud. señor lector, puede hacer con sus propias manos con elementos que seguramente tiene en casa. Antes del comienzo de los partidos, un verdadero hincha sentimental deberá estar munido de:
- 1 imagen religiosa a gusto (puede ser Cristo, alguna Virgen, un Santo, el Gauchito Gil ó la foto de algún cantante fallecido trágicamente )
- 1 caja de ansiolíticos ó calmantes recetados por su facultativo amigo. Opción casera: te de lechuga.
- 1 calculadora con pilas nuevas para calcular promedios.
- TV - Radio - PC con conexión a internet para cubrir la info de todas las canchas.
- Algo maleable e inútil para romper (cantidad a discreción del usuario)
- 1 bandera de su equipo para salir a festejar, aliviado, si las cosas salen bien.
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