viernes, noviembre 17, 2006

OIA...¿QUE HACEMO AHORA QUE NO VAMO AL FOBAL?

Usted, que se encuentra entre los que su equipo jugará de visitante.
Usted, que es de los que su equipo juega de local, pero no es socio, ni abonado ni tiene una mísera credencial de prensa que lo habilite a entrar.
Usted, que deberá quedarse en casita escuchando el partido ó si tiene suerte mirándolo por TV.
Usted, que tiene familia que se encargará de molestarlo cruzándose frente al aparato de TV ó gritando justo cuando patea Ruscudella.
Usted no se preocupe amigo.

¡¡Porque usted tiene un blog solidario que piensa en el prójimo!! Y Desde El Tablón le presenta su exclusivo juego de mesa "GOL" que servirá para entretener a los más chiquitos de la casa y calmar a la patrona mientras usted sufre, goza, transpira y vive el partido casi casi como si estuviera en el estadio.

Las reglas son muy sencillas, a saber:

a) Elija la ficha que más le agrade. Le presentamos diversas opciones:

MUÑECO INDEPENDIENTE MUÑECO SELECCIÓN MUÑECO GALLARDO

b) Consígase un dado (tampoco le vamos a servir todo en bandeja)

c) Imprímase el tablero. ¡¡¡Y a jugar!!!


d) Arroje el dado. El número resultante del azar, marcará la cantidad de casilleros que debe mover la ficha. (Facilongo y sencillito ¿que esperaban?) Ubique las fichas en el casillero de inicio, obedezca las instrucciones de cada casilla explicadas más abajo y prepárese a intentar marcar un gol. ¡¡Suerte!!

1) Sacó uno. En el fútbol nada es fácil. Espere su turno para volver a tirar.
2) Dos. Que pase el que sigue.
3) ¿Tres? Acá no regalamos nada. ¡¡El que sigue!!
4) Elude a un rival. Avanza una posición.
5) Infracción. Pierde el turno
6) ¡¡Barrilete cósmico!! Avanza tres casillas.
7) Un compañero se la pide. No se la dá. El compañero es Barros Scheloto que lo insulta a Ud, su familia y su lora. Ud discute, y pierde la pelota. Retrocede 4 casillas.
8) ¡¡¡Ooooochoooooo!! Si se tentó a decirlo como Riverito vuelve a empezar por pelotudo. Si no, avanza uno.
9) Llega Don Julio y le muestra el anillo de "TODO PASA". Por consiguiente, pasa a la siguiente fase

10) Encrucijada: Un emisario del Real Madrid lo mira desde la Platea. ¿Ud que hace? ¿Busca el lucimiento personal ó dá el pase? Arroje el dado: Si saca de uno a tres es la primera opción y pasa a la casilla 10A. Si saca de cuatro a seis es la segunda y pasa a la casilla Nº11.

10A) Egoísta. Pierde un turno.
10B) EL DT lo quiere cambiar por su egoísmo. Ud le grita ¡Viejo Bufarra! Por su coraje. avanza uno.
10D) Me saltié el 10C Si te reís, vuelve al casillero 10. Si no, vuelve a tirar.
10E) Tus compañeros no te la dan. Vos la robas en la mitad de cancha y le pegás directo al arco. Sale al lado del banderín del corner. Pierde un turno por cabezadura.
10F) Un rival te dice algo de tu hermana. Le aplicás un cabezazo en el pecho. Por sus huevos avanza dos.
10H) ¡¡Al fin te sale una!! Vuelve a tirar.
10I) Recuerda: tu no has ganado nada. Espero que te haya servido la lección pequeño saltamontes. Pasa a la casilla 14.

11) Dió el pase. Felicitaciones por su juego en equipo. Tira otra vez.
12) Un rival en el suelo. Ud la tira al lateral. Fair Play. Pero como el DT es Bilardo: Pierde el turno.
13) Se le cae la vincha. se desconcentra y pierde la pelota. Retrocede al casillero 10.
14) El borracho "DEL TABLON". Por portación de nombre, pasa a la siguiente fase.

15) Se comprueba que el DT de tu equipo toma gatoreit. ¡Siga, siga!
16) Avanza con la pelota al pié. Entra un barra brava de su equipo a amenazarlo de balearle las piernas si convierte el gol. Pierde dos turnos.
17) Suspenden moementánemanete el partido porque entra la policía con un juez a averiguar los hechos.La pelota no se mancha loco. Acá no pasó nada. Tira otra vez.
18) Se corta la luz. Vuelve a empezar.
19) Peligro de gol. El arquero rival sale del área a cortar y te hace triple fractura expuesta de tibia, peroné y fémur con pérdida de masa encefálica. Te saca de la cancha y del fútbol. Perdés todo lo ganado en operaciones, te hacés alcohólico, drogadicto y travesti. Aunque te convocan a Bailando Por Un Sueño, queda eliminado del juego.
20) Genio, genio, ta,ta,ta...¡¡¡GOL!!!

¡Espero que lo disfruten!! y si siguen aburridos, lean el reeditado Blog de Gogui...que cada día canta mejor. ¡¡Buen fin de semana y que les sea leve!!

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